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Listen, we've all heard the rumours. But i promise, the sheer scale of these horns has absolutely nothing to do with my perceived 'shortcomings.' It's called proportionality. If my ego is this big, the shirt has to keep up. 100% cotton, 0% overcompensation. Mostly.


Model is 5'10 and is wearing a large.


  • The Measurement: 'It's not about the size of the horn, it's about how much personal space it demands in a crowded elevator."


  • The Ego Boost: "Objects on chest are even more massive and intimidating than they appear."


  • The Bold Claim: " Size doesn't matter, but having the biggest set in the room definitely helps with the confidence."


Keep me looking fresh: Machine wash at 40°C. Flip me inside out before washing to protect the finish. Air drying is best, but if you’re in a hurry, tumble dry on low heat.


THE MONSTER IN THE DETAILS: Born in the dark, not on an assembley line. Natural variations in lighting and hand-placement mean your gear might differ slightley from the photo. Embrace the imperfections-perfection is for the prey.

Monstrous Horn

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Monstrous Attire™ is a trading name of Shaun Wilson
13 Baynham mead,
Kents Hill,
Milton Keynes
MK7 6JG
+447355893092

monstrousattire@gmail.com
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Monstrous Attire is a Trademark of Monstrous Attire Ltd.
Registered in England and Wales (No.16989781)
Monstrous Attire LTD
13 BAYNHAM MEAD
KENTS HILL
MILTON KEYNES
MK76JG
+447355893092
monstrousattire@gmail.com
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