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The Concrete Cows have finally lost their patience. This Tote Bag pays homage to the brutalist beauty of Milton Keynes with a monstrous twist. Featuring a trio of undead bovines reclaiming a derelict MK landscape, this design captures the post-apocalyptic side of the New Town. Don’t just represent your city; survive it.


Bag size (excluding handles) 38 x 42cm.


  • Art Style: Post-Apocalyptic Surrealism, It takes a wholesome, local icon (the Milton Keynes Concrete Cows) and subverts them into a nightmare scenario.


  • Vibe: Alternative and rebellious.


  • Best Used: Stashing rations for the long trek across the Campbell Park exclusion zone or surviving the radioactive glow of a rush hour at the Hub.


Keep me looking fresh: Machine wash at 40°C. Flip me inside out before washing to protect the finish. Air drying is best, but if you’re in a hurry, tumble dry on low heat.


THE MONSTER IN THE DETAILS: Born in the dark, not on an assembly line. Natural variations in lighting and hand-placement mean your gear might differ slightly from the photo. Embrace the imperfections-perfection is for the prey.


Home Turf Tote Bag

£9.99Price
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Monstrous Attire™ is a trading name of Shaun Wilson
13 Baynham mead,
Kents Hill,
Milton Keynes
MK7 6JG
+447355893092

monstrousattire@gmail.com
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Monstrous Attire is a Trademark of Monstrous Attire Ltd.
Registered in England and Wales (No.16989781)
Monstrous Attire LTD
13 BAYNHAM MEAD
KENTS HILL
MILTON KEYNES
MK76JG
+447355893092
monstrousattire@gmail.com
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