Deep within the tangled briars of the old woods, the season of rebirth takes a skeletal turn. The Wicker Hare doesn't come bearing sweets or colourful trinkets; it arrives to collect what was borrowed.
Crafted from sun-bleached bone and bound by ancient, twisted vines, this holiday herald guards a basket of speckled horrors. Look closely at the eggs those aren't shells meant for cracking, but the calcified remains of those who lost their way during the hunt.
With glowing crimson eyes and a grin that never fades, the Hare stands framed by the trophies of its previous visitors. It's grim reminder that in the world of Monstrous Attire, some traditions are better left buried.
Model is 5'10 and is wearing a large.
Art Style: High-Detail folk horror featuring a skeletal rabbit, ritualistic skulls, and a dripping wicker basket.
Vibe: Dark, macabre, and unapologetically heavy.
Best Worn: When the moon is full and traditions get weird.
Keep me looking fresh: Machine wash at 40°C. Flip me inside out before washing to protect the finish. Air drying is best, but if you’re in a hurry, tumble dry on low heat.
THE MONSTER IN THE DETAILS: Born in the dark, not on an assembley line. Natural variations in lighting and hand-placement mean your gear might differ slightley from the photo. Embrace the imperfections-perfection is for the prey.
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At Monstrous Attire, we understand that sometimes things aren't exactly as they appeared in the shadows. If your gear doesn't live up to the legend, here is how we handle the trail back.
The 14-Day Sighting Window
You have 14 days from the moment of "confirmed sighting" (delivery) to report a discrepancy. if the trail goes cold after two weeks, the sale becomes as permanent as a footprint in dried mud.
Condition of the Artifact
To be eligible for a return, your item must be:
In-Focus: Unworn, unwashed, and in the same condition you recieved it.
Scent-Free: Items smelling of campfire, pine needles, or wet primate" will be rejected immediately.
Tagged: Original tags must still be attatched (unless they were lost in a high-speed chase through the brush)
Proof of Encounter
we cannot process a return without a reciept or order number. Like a grainy photograph of a bipedal beast, we need clear evidence that this encounter actually took place.
Vanishing Acts (Refunds)
once your return is inspected and cleared by our investigators:
A replacment item will be shipped out.
A credit will be applied to your original method of payment. Please allow 5-10 buisness days for the funds to reappear. Just because it's gone doesn't mean it won't haunt your bank account again.
Return Shipping
Unless the product arrived with a "genetic mutation" (Manufacturing defect), the cost of the return trek is the responsibility of the hunter. we recomend using a Trackable Shipping Service we cannot be held responsible mfor items that disappear into the wilderness mid-transit.
WARNING: Sale items are final. Once they retreat into the "Clearance" woods, they are never seen again